Everything you need to start your own Halfling garden on your own piece of Shiredom!


'For you little gardener and lover of trees,' she said to Sam, 'I have only a small gift.' She put into his hand a little box of plain grey wood, unadorned save for a single silver rune upon the lid. 'Here is set G for Galadriel,' she said; 'but also it may stand for garden in your tongue. In this box there is earth from my orchard, and such blessing as Galadriel has still to bestow is upon it.'

- The Fellowship of the Ring, LoTR Book 2, Ch 8, Farewell to Lórien


Be inspired to grow your own piece of Middle-Earth with vegetables and herbs loved by all the shire folk. Although we cannot gift you magical soil of Lothlórien we have curated for the Geeky Gardener a collection of magical and marvellous vegetables and herbs to please all!


Choose from one of Samwise's Garden Boxes:

--> The Unexpected Harvest: Build a Bag-End garden with Samwise and bestow the gift of harvest this spring. A blessed gift to give a gardener, or to grow their own hobbit home! In this kit you will receive:

- 6 assorted Hudson Valley Seed heirloom vegetables seeds (Kaleidoscope carrot, Purple Peacock broccoli, Swiss Giant peas Mandurange Moon Tomato, Komatsuna, Lettuce spotted trout)

- 2 seed po-tay-toes (to boil em, mash 'em and stick 'em in a stew)

- 10 seed saving envelopes

- 2 glassine envelopes for small seeds

- a sample of one of our LOTR / Hobbit inspired geeky teas

- a hand-carved garden dibbler made by us, and used by hobbits worldwide to dig holes and plant seeds, with full instructions

- 10 m cotton twine for marking rows

- a vegetable postcard and notecard to announce party business

- a Hobbit-inspired vegetable garden plan to get you growing! All packaged in a cloth bag, and paper box with outer label. Ready to be given as a gift or kept as your precious.


-->Halfling Herb Garden: Just the basics that any small folk need to add spice to stews, and to ensure a good cuppa tea is always on hand. Add to your current Shire garden or create a new one near your hobbit hole. In this kit you will receive:

- 4 assorted Hudson Valley Seed heirloom herb seeds for spices and teas

- a sample of one of our LOTR / Hobbit geeky teas

- a veggie postcard and notecard to send to hobbits worldwide

- a simple herb garden plan to get you growing using the seeds we've chosen for you! All packaged in a cloth bag for easy storage and as a practical no-waste gift wrap.


Created by a botanist and an avid LOTR and Hobbit Fan.

Hobbit Garden Kit

  • **Specs** 

    Box: Natural Kraft Cardboard; Halfling Herb and Tea Garden, and Lothlórien Flower Gardens comes packaged in a cloth bag.  All kits then packaged in a cardboard box with Geek+Tea branding.

    Contains: cloth bag, assorted certified organic seeds, garden dibbler (optional), 5 m. length of string (optional), postcards, postcard garden plan, sample of tea, and/or tissue packaging, moss.

  • Will depend on stock:

    Shire (organic ceylon green tea)

    Elevenses (organic peppermint from our farm, organic cacao)

    Misty Mountain (organic green tea, organic jasmine, organic cornflowers from our farm)


We grow and blend geeky organic teas to celebrate the geek and nerd in everyone of us and we aim to misbehave by inspiring adventure, with respect for our planet.

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